Alright, the Monte-Carlo Masters players party video has arrived. We can all move on with our lives now:

A tour of a Monaco museum raises the question: is Jo-Wilfried Tsonga wearing PEARL earrings? Diamonds, I understand, but pearls? Is he trying to start a new trend? Did his great grandmother leave them to him in her will? Did he lose a bet? I’m so confused. . .

The ATP tries to make the clay court season look like something out of the Bourne Identity. Works for me: