No, these aren’t our photos. We weren’t invited to the Indian Wells Players’ Party, sniff! And good thing we weren’t, because. . .well, we might have said something rude to Ana about her pantyhose. Let’s take a look:
So far, so gorgeous, for Ana Ivanovic!
And then we get to the nurse pantyhose and 80’s secretary pumps. Yikes!
Her buddy Sorana Cirstea shows Ana how it’s done. Super cute!
Andy Murray dresses up his locker room look with a sweatshirt:
Yes, Andy Roddick’s wearing flannel. But he isn’t wearing a Lacoste trucker cap. So I guess it’s “evening.”
The car really does tie this Coyote Ugly look together for Daniela. Nothing can help the shoes, however.
Cropped tapered pants (with pleats?) are tricky, but Elena Dementieva pulls them off. And her perfect blonde ponytail would make Gwyneth jealous.
I’d prefer Jelena Jankovic in one of her signature scanty cocktail dresses, instead of this beige and blah. But at least she’s working it.
It’s kind of like how I felt after Kim Clijsters lost to Petrova in Melbourne: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Why does Jo-Dubs get the shuttle bus? He would look so much better in front of a 1969 Corvette Stingray.
So I can’t decide – is Justine Henin’s see-through shirt worse if it’s on accident or on purpose?
Rafael Nadal’s hair is making a statement: HELP!
Like Roger Federer and his v-neck grandpa sweaters, Rafa relies on a tried and true look for after-hours socializing: a wrinkled, untucked button down shirt, big jeans and dress-up shoes.