Serena Williams has been off the tour since winning the Australian Open, but that in no way means she’s taking it easy. After leaving Melbourne, she’s racked up a mind-boggling number of airline miles, wardrobe changes and Twitter updates. She’s schmoozed at the Super Bowl, opened her second school in Kenya, embarked on a new career as a nail technician, shilled on the Home Shopping Network and most recently, worked the red carpets in Oscar-crazed Hollywood.
It’s hard to keep track of it all! Just the various undergarments required to make all this happen – it’s amazing she can keep it together. So let’s take a look at Serena’s whirlwind lifestyle. . .just this last week.
Serena at the Vanity Fair Oscar After-Party on Sunday night. Where she met the Jonas Brothers, perhaps?
She sported a very different look earlier in the evening at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Party:
With Miley Cyrus:
At an event for Oscar-nominated film “Precious” earlier in the week:
At the Global Green USA’s 7th Annual Pre-Oscar Party:
On Monday outside L.A.’s Mr. Chow:
She’s also looking not-so-fashionable on the March 15th issue of JET Magazine:
In the midst of all this Hollywood stuff, Serena’s also found the time to cure my insomnia! She rambled for hours on the Home Shopping Network this weekend, peddling a huge collection of handbags, jewelry, clothes, etc. It’s actually pretty impressive – and hypnotic:
(I do kinda like the tennis ball bracelet)
Serena will be skipping Indian Wells, per usual. I’m wondering how she’ll fill the time before Miami? Charity dog sled exhibition around the arctic circle? Debut of “Serena’s Signature” line of doorknobs at Home Depot? An appearance on “Marriage Ref”?