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 SERENA WILLIAMS TO WHITLOCK: GOD DOESNT MAKE COOKIE CUTTERS

If you’ve been following tennis (ha!) you’ve probably read or read about a disgusting FoxSports column that was written about Serena Williams after Wimbledon. It pains me to even copy and paste this garbage, but I’d rather not make you visit the jerk’s site.

There is so much wrong with this sentence, I could write a dissertation on it.

“With a reduction in glut, a little less butt and a smidgen more guts, Serena Williams would easily be as big as Michael Jackson, dwarf Tiger Woods and take a run at Rosa Parks.”

Huh, wonder why she might complain about not getting respect?

“She’d rather eat, half-ass her way through non-major tournaments and complain she’s not getting the respect her 11-major-championships résumé demands.”

F*CK YOU! (Sorry, I’m still really furious about this.):

“Seriously, how else can Serena fill out her size 16 shorts without grazing at her stall between matches?”

And finally, here’s Serena’s way-too-nice response via the NY Daily News:

“Well, you know, sometimes I look in the mirror and say, ‘Oh, God, what is this? I don’t like myself.’ But it’s important to remember that God didn’t make cookie cutters.”

That’s Serena for you: ONE TOUGH COOKIE!

Down with the haters!

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