James McAvoy looks like Philipp Kohlschreiber, by the way.

Now you see what I mean!! Totally Roger, no?

By the mid 1800′s they don’t wear tights anymore, at least not all the time. He’d look great. And he’d love it too, dressing the “gentleman” and all that.

I never had a Ken doll! I thought I didn’t want a man, so my Barbie wouldn’t too!

I don’t know about the tights, but Roger could definitely rock an ascot.

The thing is, you’d know he’d love dressing up like that – he’s like a living Ken doll with all his outfits. Or Barbie – he has more outfits than any Ken doll I ever had.

I think being a fan involves putting a lot of thought into every aspect of the player, doesn’t it?

I choose number 3. Relaxed Roger. But what I’d pay to see him in 19th century clothes.. Embroidered waistcoats, skintight pantaloons, top hats, gloves, cravats, canes, Hesian boots… Boy. *fans self*

Can you tell I’ve thought about Rog in my spare time too??

I love me some Roger, but I’m willing to admit that he’s at his hottest fully clothed. His best looks are 1. in a Prada suit, coiffed 2.On court in a simple Nike polo and white shorts, with headband, 3. The press conference look: warmup jacket/Nike t-shirt and cap.

Roger shirtless is a bit of an acquired taste (mats of chest hair, too skinny left arm) so I can understand him being left off a tennis neophytes top 5 list.

Can you tell I’ve put a lot of thought into this???

So Roddick has been out of the hotness list a looong time ago.

But really – no Fed?? Blasphemy!

Ha! That hot list was so jacked up – Andy Murray and no Marat!? I guess we need to cut her some slack because she’s new to the game.

And that article about hot tennis players? I’m sorry, but RAFA IS NUMBER FOUR?!? Marat’s not even in it! And where’s Feli?

Maybe he’s funny? Maybe he’s kind? Maybe he’s trained as a hypnotist? Gotta give him credit for aiming high and scoring big.

I don’t think Nicole has ever shown signs of the intensity she needs to be a top player. I’ve never been a big fan of hers either (I’m still waiting for Justine to come back!), but when she was playing well, she could be dangerous. But she was your classic “win a big match, get creamed in the next one” player. What I want to know is what Radek’s got that makes him catnip to the ladies?

So do you think Nicole will ever come back? Or is her career over?

Personally, I never loved her game so I don’t really miss her as a fan. But I hate to see someone with talent struggle. . .

Poor Nicole. Maybe she just needs some time to be a girl instead of a commodity.